{"product_id":"big-fish-dog-hat","title":"Big Fish! “Dog” Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWoah, look at that... \"dog\" hats.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah... we did another thing instead of doing the other thing people want us to do, and it's a first. Our partners over at (some place) gave us the opportunity to be the first bait company (we know of) to offer \"dog\" hats! So here's your chance to protect your fishin \"dog's\" eyes and snoot from that dastardly UV radiation, \u003cem\u003ein style\u003c\/em\u003e. Not saying it'll fit a raccoon(medium), or an opossum(small) because it might, and further more why on earth would anyone set up a large wooden box over a whole cheese pizza, propped up with a stick tied to a really long rope and wait to catch some \"local street cats\", tame them, teach them to wear hats, ride a unicycle, and throw pies at eachother, then charge a small fee to people to watch their \"cirque du trash\" in a sketchy alley behind Dave and Busters... that seems absurd, definitely not something we would do. Also just a side note, wild animals will not willingly wear hats... for domestic animals only. Not that we tried or anything like that... just a normal disclaimer. 😐\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•Veterinarian-approved UV protection to guard eyes and skin\u003cbr\u003e•Patented \"Furfect Fit\" system with ear holes for stability\u003cbr\u003e•Lightweight foam front and breathable mesh back\u003cbr\u003e•Adjustable chin strap for a secure fit\u003cbr\u003e•Available in small, medium, and large\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpot clean the hat with mild, diluted detergent before submerging it completely in water. Let it soak for up to 15 minutes. Then, rinse the hat thoroughly in warm or cold water before gently patting it dry with a towel, reshaping it and leaving it to air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Booty Bait Co.","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Black \/ Small","offer_id":55384074485928,"sku":"28228684524835115555","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Black \/ Medium","offer_id":55384074518696,"sku":"85970276966829237391","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Black \/ Large","offer_id":55384074551464,"sku":"18359389805454334101","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/0823\/0056\/files\/28C7D376-C1C3-4227-AB40-6414226DF26E.png?v=1775149403","url":"https:\/\/aberrantstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/big-fish-dog-hat","provider":"AberrantStuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}