{"product_id":"we-done-goofed-‍-️","title":"WE DONE GOOFED! 🤷‍♂️","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShit… we done goofed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome\u003c\/strong\u003e to our imperfect bait block! A place for us to re-plate defective but still effective baits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOur standards are super high. Like some of the highest standards ever, so if we don’t like stuff we usually scold each other and start over, but the perpetual cycling of \u003cstrong\u003eplastic\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003egoop\u003c\/strong\u003e and back to \u003cstrong\u003eplastic\u003c\/strong\u003e limits the action of our \u003cstrong\u003epatented Big Booty Bait!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eReally it doesn’t affect it by much, but we don’t see a problem with hooking people up with a good deal on some goofy ahhh baits. If you’re here for the laughs like us then not to worry they still work exactly the same. They’re still buoyant (individually), they’re still hand made, and the fish’ll still \u003cstrong\u003esmack them cheeks\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSo it’s a win win, we still get you the goods, you still get the goods, and the fish still get the booty, yerd?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso we have tons of \u003cstrong\u003eunproven subjective\u003c\/strong\u003e data that our \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efish really don’t care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e about:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eover threshold bubbles \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003elaminar flaws\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethermal draws\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecooling dimples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eflash seams\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eundercut injection sprues\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003epigment leeching\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003emongoloids\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eetc…\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe takeaway is this, the baits still work but you’re getting a deal cause we done goofed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eD\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eisclaimer\u003c\/span\u003e - Big Booty Bait Co. is a purveyor of unique hand crafted, incredibly stupid baits, including the “patented”, Big Booty Bait! Despite our best efforts in the meticulous crafting of our catalog of baits, minor inclusions like a bubble or dimpling\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003emay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e be present. We do our best to avoid it but it’s the nature of the butt as they say. But look, you can rest easy knowing we review the quality of each bait for comedic value, comedic ROI, and fish-ability. Pobody’s nerfect, but we’ll get there! Thanks for fishing with Big Booty Bait Co. “buns you can trust” it’s our new tag line, yeah?! Like it?!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Booty Bait Co.","offers":[{"title":"Junebuggin “Thicc 3 Pack”","offer_id":55861094154408,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Imperfect Party Pack (6 Pack)","offer_id":55861128822952,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CrAwZUL 26” Longerboi (2 pack)","offer_id":55861128855720,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CrAwZUL 13.5” Longboi (4 pack)","offer_id":55861130952872,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/0823\/0056\/files\/6A3778A6-CA3C-4B1E-830E-76C8C8A5F39E.jpg?v=1786379826","url":"https:\/\/aberrantstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/we-done-goofed-%e2%80%8d-%ef%b8%8f","provider":"AberrantStuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}