FAQs
Does it really work?
Yes, yes it does. But we need you to make it happen cap’n!
Can I eat it?
No, absolutely not. This is an artificial lure used to trick fish into thinking they're in a music video and/or all you can eat butt buffet.
What’s with the eco/turtle stuff?
Simply put we need to be good stewards to the earth. Humans have a habit of turning a good thing into a heap of garbage, let’s try turning garbage into a good thing every now and again yeah? And save some animals (not limited to turtles)
What’s something funny?
You ever think fish swim back to their homes after we catch them and are like “Holy shit, I just got abducted” and the other fish are like “Nah man, you’re losing it Doug.”
Why?
Mostly because “why not?”