S.L.A.B.

Behold, THE STANDARDIZED LUNKER ASSESSMENT BOARD!

Elevate your fish stretching game.

People keep asking us to measure their fish and send us fish pics all the time. But we charge a lot of labor lettuce for every single fish assessment, due to the high visual acuity we have around here… but fret not, you only have to pay once for this board! 

Yeah we did another thing, we designed this thing, then our resident alien Xkütur calibrated the thing before he ran off to New York Citaaaay to pursue his acting dreams, then we sent it to our pals at Next Day Custom Tees (they do more than tees), then we got em back and did the packaging thing, and yeah, we got these boards. Btw 10/10 on the packaging, kinda just winged it and it worked. And and and, it comes with a cute little Lunker pin for tagging your SLAB, he’s just a little guy. 

MADE IN TEXAS!

Details

• Cool ass big ol board with a 31.5” scale!

• Fish Pin!

• Funny!

• Packaged!

Disclaimer:

This board is for reference only, abide by local, state, and federal regulations when harvesting/keeping/taming/training fish.Don’t be a dick and poach, that’s not cool. And the pins are pokey, don’t poke yourself… you use fish hooks all the time.