Texas Slims Tall Tale Hot Sauce!

Tall Tale Hot Sauce

One Sauce to Rule Them All.

Prof. McDonkingston likes his hot sauce like his science: dangerously bold. Texas Slim prefers his heat like a good punchline—slow, surprising, and with a little emotional damage. Naturally, they disagreed.

But instead of turning this into a spicy ego contest, they did the mature thing: partnered up on a hot sauce that actually works for both of ‘em. Not too strong, not too weak—just straight-up flavorful, with a kick that keeps things interesting.

So we slapped our label on this award-winning white label Mule Sauce. Because it’s not your average shelf sauce, and you deserve better than sad, predictable heat.

Tall Tale is the kind of sauce you reach for when you plan on telling some larger than life stories, jokes, and more around the campfire. Hot enough to make you notice, smooth enough to keep using, and packed full of flavor. Enough flavor to distract people from the possibly exaggerated aspects of your next verbal dish.