THE FART BOX!

Big Booty Bait Co. presents… THE ULTRA MEGA LIMITED LUNKER AND TOAD, FART BOX!

Centered around The Lunker and Toad 5.5” Collectable Action Figure w/ Karate Tail Action! 

These big mouth green fish are hand crafted from tip to tail in the USA by the artist behind your new (or current) favorite fishing brand/fishtoon. Each one is hand painted, and tested for maximum accuracy and action figureness.

THE DEETS:

• Balanced - With tungsten, baby! This shit is expensive but sleep well knowing we spared no expense and you don’t have to worry about your lead soaking up water.
• Sinks - Slowish  1ft : 3ish seconds (preliminary data)
• Hardware - Because we spent a lot of money on tungsten we got some nickel hookeyes, big box brand split rings, and Berkeley Fusion size 4 trebs… because a lot of people don’t give these hooks enough credit, and they’re center hung (heyyyoooo), sharp as hell as well.
• Composition - Cast resin of the floating variety, acrylic paint, hard clear 
• Its a box set - If you’re thinking “ThAts Too MuuCh!” shut up… don’t buy it then. But if you do buy it, it comes with a hat, a measuring board, a cute lil Lunker pin, a koozie, a companion bait, a numbered “Lucky Lunker” card, and a “Mystery Feature” scroll detailing the technique to harness the power of the “Mystery Feature”. It’s a veritable cornucopia of Big Booty Bait Co.

But really tho. What that bait do? - I’m glad you asked, Shallow Rips, Swims, Slow Roll it, Chop that hoe, Glide that… bro?, and a bonus *MYSTERY FEATURE*. The mystery feature is a mythical feat of engineering design theory, so it may or may not work… but it seems like it’s possible and by our testing has a high probability of success… Well most things are probably possible, and the mystery feature probably maybe doesn’t exist, is it a gimmick? Not really, it does do a thing… but per the usual it may require lead wire to tune it outside of the stock settings to do what you want it to do. It’s perfect to us, but what do we know?

Uhhhh, but yeah… if the “mystery feature” does exist it’s only available to people who buy this bait, must swear an oath to keep the mystery feature super secret, the oath is actually in the form of a tithe that you pay… for the bait, it’s you paying for the bait… that’s what um, that’s your signature, and then we write it on a tiny scroll and include it in your order.

A lil backstory: We decided we want to go further with “Lunker and Toad”, so we decided to make an action figure based on our dumb cartoon, in the style of a bait, presented as an action figure. Stupid? Yes. Another exhausting project chock full of artistic expression? Also yes. Waste of time and resources that cost far more to produce than it what we’re selling them for? That’s actually a very good possibility… so yes. But here’s the deal, we made this fish art or FART as we say, to raise funds for toons and stuff.

They’re super limited too!

edit: After typing the super limited part we realize that doesn’t mean much because “who are we?”

edit edit: We don’t care, we make funny stuff.

Disclaimer: This product is hand made, like seriously, arduously, artfully, meticulously hand made, with lots of love, and despite being heavily tested (and very consistent due to its “balanced build”) it may have a quark you’re not really sure of in its functionality. But hey that’s fish art for ya… or F.A.R.T. as we say. By buying/procuring a “Lunker and Toad Action Figure” you acknowledge that you accept this “F.A.R.T. piece” as-is, and also acknowledge that you have great taste in the arts & stuff.

But look, we know the way it goes… if you get buyers remorse because you hate art and want your money back, just… sell it! It’s probably 1 of like 30 or we could be up to a 1000 at some point who knows. 

Don’t eat it, it’s not food.