TWERK-O-METER

Until now, mankind could have only dreamt of this level of ingenuity… WITH BONUS STICKERS!

KIT INCLUDES: Base plate, max adhesion disc, calibrated screw, and BONUS STICKERS! 

(Booty Bait not included)

Leave it to a THE OG comedic bait company to develop the ultimate utilitarian bait and then deliver the multi-purpose display base as promised. What was once a fishing lure designed for maximum efficiency, is now the most entertaining analog metering device you can slap on your *blank*

THINGS TO SLAP IT ON (NOT LIMITED TO)

• Desk
• Dashboard
• Flight Control Panel
• Helm
• Bike
• Broadsword
• Printer
• etc.

JOBS IT CAN KINDA DO (NOT LIMITED TO)

• Seismic Detection Device (earthquakes & stuff)
• Tilt Meter (off-roading)
• G-Meter (on-roading/drifting)
• Suspension Feedback Device (rumbler)
• Launch Meter (when accelerating)
• Brake Meter (when braking)
• Oscillation Detector (skyscrapers)
• etc.

Made right here in the office, USA. Next to the guy who plays Toad in the toon. In fact we actually kicked him out of his desk to put this brand new 3-D printer in his place. Now we have to pay for the printer, forget the other guy, he’s just fine with the plywood and cinder blocks we have setup for him in the alley. And before you go “wow that’s expensive” just know this printer cost us a lot of money and we convinced the professor to let us buy it if we can pay it off, but his stipulation was only that the first product has to benefit human curiosity in science. 

So now we have this, and we need you to tag us and collect data so we can establish the TWERK SCALE.

DISCLAIMER: By purchasing a MULTIPURPOSE ANALOG TWERK-O-METER (KIT) you assume all responsibility associated with from assembly to sticking it on something. Not us… if you’re here buying our stuff it just proves you were raised right (probably) and we trust you’ll make fun-tastic decisions with your stuff you buy from us. But for realzies though, we bare zero responsibility. We made this so you could have hands free twerking.