Urban River Camo

The fish will never see it coming... by it, we mean you. 

Vaneer yourself in the most convincing metropolitan urban river camo ever devised to get you closer to that trophy trash bass, ditch pickle, sewer salmon, loch cod, or whatever you call your favorite metro fish. The fish (we assume) often run vast calculations accounting for parallax and other fancy visual stuff, but if they see garbage beyond their usual garbage? 🤷‍♂️. #duped

No guarantee, but you may earn the trust of a gaze of raccoons, they may appoint you as human liaison of the trash, and guide you to the best fishing spots. 

Hands down the best look while winning your next fishing tournament, running a marathon, opening a can of beans, flipping some logs, ripping some trails, or whaaaaaatever.

• Material: 100% moisture-wicking polyester
  
• Sun protection: UPF +50
  
• Extra light fabric (4.13 oz/yd² (140g/m²))
  
• Looks great on haired or unhaired people. 
• Trash style!
• Pairs well with various asshats.
• Runs true to size (verified ✅)
• Made in USA

*This item is drop shipped from our production partner.