Big Booty Bait Co.
WE DONE GOOFED! 🤷‍♂️
WE DONE GOOFED! 🤷‍♂️
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Shit… we done goofed.
Welcome to our imperfect bait block! A place for us to re-plate defective but still effective baits.
Our standards are super high. Like some of the highest standards ever, so if we don’t like stuff we usually scold each other and start over, but the perpetual cycling of plastic to goop and back to plastic limits the action of our patented Big Booty Bait!
Really it doesn’t affect it by much, but we don’t see a problem with hooking people up with a good deal on some goofy ahhh baits. If you’re here for the laughs like us then not to worry they still work exactly the same. They’re still buoyant (individually), they’re still hand made, and the fish’ll still smack them cheeks.
So it’s a win win, we still get you the goods, you still get the goods, and the fish still get the booty, yerd?
Also we have tons of unproven subjective data that our fish really don’t care about:
- over threshold bubbles
- laminar flaws
- thermal draws
- cooling dimples
- flash seams
- undercut injection sprues
- pigment leeching
- mongoloids
- etc…
The takeaway is this, the baits still work but you’re getting a deal cause we done goofed.
 Disclaimer - Big Booty Bait Co. is a purveyor of unique hand crafted, incredibly stupid baits, including the “patented”, Big Booty Bait! Despite our best efforts in the meticulous crafting of our catalog of baits, minor inclusions like a bubble or dimpling may be present. We do our best to avoid it but it’s the nature of the butt as they say. But look, you can rest easy knowing we review the quality of each bait for comedic value, comedic ROI, and fish-ability. Pobody’s nerfect, but we’ll get there! Thanks for fishing with Big Booty Bait Co. “buns you can trust” it’s our new tag line, yeah?! Like it?!
